Daily JOKES

a British man, a French man a young woman and an old woman are sitting in a train, they go under a tunnel and all they can hear is a big smacking sound when they get out of the tunnel the French man has a massive red mark of his face, the old woman thinks that he tried to touch up the young woman and she smacked him, the young woman thinks he tried to touch her up and got the old woman by mistake so the old woman smacked him, the French man thinks that the English man tried to touch up the young woman and she smacked him by mistake, and the English man thinks. I hope there's another tunnel soon.

You know you've been on-line too long when...

* You start introducing yourself as Jim at aol.com.

* Your wife drapes a wig over the monitor to remind you of what
she looks like.

* You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it
again.

* You name your children chrome, Mozzilla, and Dotcom.

* All of your friends have an @ in their names.

* You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/
bluetrim.html

* You tell the kids they can't use the computer because
"Daddy/Mummy's got work to do".

* You get a tattoo that says "This body best veiwed with Internet
Explorer 7.0."

* You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair
in front of the computer with a toilet.

* You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile. :-)

* As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road,
your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

3 maybe 4 (mostly because I'm not married, and don't have kids...)