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Lame Jokes Thread
by Alex Steiner on Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:32 am
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? etc.
Post your everyday groaners.
Should be interesting...
Post your everyday groaners.
Should be interesting...
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Taytaz on Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:48 am
What do you call raw toast?
-Bread
Oh, I went there
-Bread
Oh, I went there
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Tecchi on Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:54 am
Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms
A: Because she had no arms
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Taytaz on Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:18 am
Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night...
One was assalted.
One was assalted.
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Tecchi on Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:37 am
freneticpanda wrote:Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night...
One was assalted.
That 1 is a similar format to:
A Guy walks into a bar..
Ouch.
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Bob Boblo on Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:00 pm
You should see the queue to shoot the Tsar...
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Enef Freestar on Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:35 pm
A horse walks into the bar and the barman says 'Why the long face?'
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by TheTruePredator on Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:40 pm
Tecchi wrote:Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms
To be fair that made me chuckle so -1 for lameness
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Big Boy Bulley on Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:39 am
yeah same here, made me laugh!! Probably shouldnt have!
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Frixion on Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:27 am
The sick ones are always the best it seems 
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Tecchi on Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:33 am
Ah dammit.. im even funny when im not trying to be
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Siobhan Griffin on Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:55 am
Here's (one?) I've been taught recently - you be the judge on lameness ^_^
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was nailed to the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game.
Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?
Peer Pressure.
Why did the tree fall down?
It thought it was a koala.
*ducks*
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was nailed to the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game.
Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?
Peer Pressure.
Why did the tree fall down?
It thought it was a koala.
*ducks*
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Taytaz on Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:08 am
it's a variant of Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it got hit by the first koala
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree
Because it thought it was a game and joined in
its very lame XD
Because it was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it got hit by the first koala
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree
Because it thought it was a game and joined in
its very lame XD
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Tecchi on Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:43 am
I like those chain jokes.
Q. How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
A. Open the door and push it in
Q. How do you get a Rhino in the fridge?
A. Take the Elephant out first
Q. All of the animals had a huge meeting, everyone was there except the Rhino, why?
A. Because he was stuck in the fridge
Q. How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
A. Open the door and push it in
Q. How do you get a Rhino in the fridge?
A. Take the Elephant out first
Q. All of the animals had a huge meeting, everyone was there except the Rhino, why?
A. Because he was stuck in the fridge
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