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Slack Baby Jokes
by CheeseBall on Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:50 am
Ever think some jokes are just wrong, but you can't help but laugh at the same time?
Q. Whats more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Q. How do you get a black baby?
Q. Whats better than 10 babies nailed to a tree?
Q. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 10 babies?
Q. How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby
oil?
When I first heard these I couldn't help but laugh and feel slack at the same time, how about you?
Q. Whats more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
- Spoiler:
- Catching it with a pitchfork
Q. How do you get a black baby?
- Spoiler:
- Stick it in the microwave
Q. Whats better than 10 babies nailed to a tree?
- Spoiler:
- 1 baby nailed to 10 trees
Q. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 10 babies?
- Spoiler:
- I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
Q. How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby
oil?
- Spoiler:
- It depends how hard you squeeze them
When I first heard these I couldn't help but laugh and feel slack at the same time, how about you?
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Re: Slack Baby Jokes
by Alex Steiner on Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:54 am
Great, I love them. Especially the third. I don't see a problem...
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Re: Slack Baby Jokes
by CheeseBall on Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:43 am
lol Brodie
Anyone else got some more jokes?
Anyone else got some more jokes?
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Re: Slack Baby Jokes
by Tecchi on Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:50 am
Q. What's funnier than a dead baby?
A. A dead baby in a clown costume!
Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. Take your foot off of it's head.
Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A. When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
A. A dead baby in a clown costume!
Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. Take your foot off of it's head.
Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A. When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Re: Slack Baby Jokes
by emotional r0cker on Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:16 am
What's the difference between a baby who's been dead for 2 hours and Michael Jackson?
The baby still has some active skin cells
Just made that up as I typed
The baby still has some active skin cells
Just made that up as I typed
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Re: Slack Baby Jokes
by patti11 on Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:16 am
kinda like a previous one but oh well
how many babies does it take to paint your house?
how many babies does it take to paint your house?
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- depends how hard you throw them
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Re: Slack Baby Jokes
by Big Boy Bulley on Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:00 pm
patti that is scik, yet still somewhat hilarious!!
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Re: Slack Baby Jokes
by widdows9000 on Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:28 pm
What's the difference between a BMW and a baby?
I've never been inside a BMW.
I've never been inside a BMW.
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Re: Slack Baby Jokes
by widdows9000 on Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:35 pm
You gotta laugh though (if you're sick like me) 
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Re: Slack Baby Jokes
by mr. brodie on Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:43 pm
What's the difference between a truck full of watermelons and a truck full of babies?
One you can unload with a pitchfork, the other is a truck full of watermelons.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't like the taste of apples.
How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?
With nachos/ a straw
What's two feet tall and can't turn sideways in a hallway?
A dead baby with a spear through its head.
What is red, white and screams?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt
What screams and crawls in a circle?
A baby with one hand nailed to the floor.
Why do they boil water when someone gives birth?
In case it dies they can make soup.
Last edited by mr. brodie on Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:04 pm; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : moar)
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