I Thought This Should Go Here

I just walked into my kitchen door, enough said

If you want to know full story of HOW THE BLEEDING HELL i could of achieved that, just ask

I have walked into lamp posts and street signs before, although my friend far and away topped me by getting his head wedged between a garden wall and street sign while showing off his "free running" skills.

I once walked into a stairwell, and discovered the secret of flight

lol the thing i hate is walking into the edges of kitchen benches and it hits you in that point on your side and you like immediately fall
hurts like helll

I once broke my foot....by falling UP the stairs....i think that was better than walking into a door, which i knew was there as i was opening it

when i was younger i put a put a football on top of a concrete step because i was trying to get the ball into the air. Guess what?, missed the ball kicked the concrete and broke 3 toes in one go!

The best thing when i broke my foot was how i got to hospital.
On the back of my Dads Suzuki GSXR.....probably didnt do much cop to be fair

I broke my little toe by wacking it twice against the same settee, the same corner and from the same direction, once in the morning and again in the afternoon. Also broke my big toe on the same foot by kicking the football as another boy kicked it, somehow by toe got broken as we kicked each other on the foot... he was fine and I kept on running for a while, then realised my toe had swollen up in my trainer to about twice the size it usually is...

I love special people

Ive cracked me skull open when i was a wee boy.....fell down the stairs in a sleeping bag.

I believe i was accident prone.....but i dont remember much

Well I broke my left femur (thighbone for you unknowledgeable people) when I was 4 (well I didn't break it, the 14 yr old who jumped on me in the jumping castle did...). I also don't remember it much...

I once walked into a bar.

They wouldn't serve me though...

Bob Boblo wrote:I once walked into a bar.

They wouldn't serve me though...

Im just checking......are you sure it was a bar, and not just someones house you thought was a bar?

@ Alex That would be one fat guy. it takes like 350 pounds of pressure to break a femur

350 pounds to break an adult femur, alex did say he was 4 at the time.

i dislocated my back playing rugby, technically my hips were seperated from my spine for 2 months while i had physio. my mom still made me go to school though