A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)

Mexican Food s*** (also called Screamers)


You’ll know it’s alright to eat again when your asshole
stops burning.


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Beer Drunk s***


This happens the day after the night before. Normally your
s*** doesn’t smell too bad, but this s*** is BAD. Usually there’s somebody
standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of s*** also usually happens at
someone else’s house.


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The Frightened Turtle


The kind of s*** that just pokes it’s head out then quickly
goes back in


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The Bungee s***


This kind of s*** just hangs off your ass before it falls in
to the water


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The Ring of fire s***


The kind of s*** where you eat really spicy food and your
asshole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter


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The crippler


The kind of s*** where you have to sit on the toilet so long
your legs go numb from the waist down.


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The Big Bobber


The kind of s*** that no matter how many time you flush it
always floats back to the surface.


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The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang


The kind of s*** that hits you when you’re trapped in your
car in a traffic jam.


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The Jack the Ripper
s***


The kind of s*** that yanks out the hair of your ass s it
pushes it’s way out.


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The party Pooper


The giant s*** you take at a party. And when you flush the
toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.


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Dirty Bowl s***


The kind of s*** that comes out in a million pieces a
second, reminiscent of an avalanche – but with rocket propulsion, and splatters
all over the toilet bowl.


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The windy city s***


When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no
longer need to take a s***.


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Oh s***! s***


You s*** so much and wipe your ass so furiously you run out
of toilet paper and you say, “OH s***!”


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The Never Ending s***


It’s the s*** that keeps running out of your ass like pee,
and just when you start wiping your ass, your stomach gargles and splash, more
s*** runs out. This always happens after eating a Kentucky Fried Chicken.


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Ouch That Hurt s***


The type of s*** that leaves you feeling like you just
hopped on to a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts ours.





That’s all Folks.





And Yeah, I do know I’m disgusting HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Thank God someone posted this?

I think part of me died on the inside (the part that believed in humanity )

lol that was brillinet

I couldve done without that

I was going to go to eat now, but after reading this I think I'll pass this meal out

Something about you makes me think /v/

This ain't for people with weak stomachs

Good, except you need to order them better.

I didn't need that...

very good now i know what my s*** comes under.

Man you can talk S**t