Random Jokes

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I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

A man walks into a bar and sees a 12 inch tall man playing the piano

He walks up to the barman and says 'that's very strange where did you find him.'

The barman says 'I've got this magic bottle and when you rub it it grants you a wish, you have a try'

Okay says the man 'I wish for a million bucks' suddenly a million ducks fill the bar

That's very odd says the man, 'I know' says the barman you didn't really think I would wish for a 12 inch pianist.

A cheese sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman throws him out "why?" says the sandwich
"WE DONT SERVE FOOD!" says the barman.

A man walks into a bar.